One who, professing virtues that he does not respect, secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.

MONOSYLLABIC, adj. Composed of words of one syllable . . . Commonly Saxon - that is to say, words of a barbarous people destitute of ideas and incapable of any but the most elementary sentiments and emotions.

ASPERSE, v.t. Maliciously to ascribe to another vicious actions which one has not had the temptation and opportunity to commit.

RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.

HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.

RETRIBUTION, n. A rain of fire-and-brimstone that falls alike upon the just and such of the unjust as have not procured shelter by evicting them.

LOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.