ARTLESSNESS, n. A certain engaging quality to which women attain by long study and severe practice upon the admiring male, who is pleased to fancy it resembles the candid simplicity of his young.

CEMETERY, n. An isolated suburban spot where mourners match lies, poets write at a target and stone-cutters spell for a wager.

Doubt is the father of invention.

Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.

MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.