MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.

REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter

CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones.

MANNA, n. A food miraculously given to the Israelites in the wilderness. When it was no longer supplied to them they settled down and tilled the soil, fertilizing it, as a rule, with the bodies of the original occupants.

Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.