MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

A popular writer writes about what people think. A wise writer offers them something to think about.

RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.

Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege and a duty) means, as commonly interpreted, the right to vote for the man of another man's choice, and is highly prized.

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

MERCY, n. An attribute beloved of detected offenders.

Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.