MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can be made; . . . also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread "per capita" of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.

An immaterial but visible being that inhabited the air when the air was an element and before it was fatally polluted with factory smoke, sewer gas and similar products of civilization.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

There would be far fewer accidents if we could only teach telephone poles to be more careful.

A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.

NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as distinguished from that which merely seems to exist, the latter being a phenomenon. The noumenon is a bit difficult to locate; it can be apprehended only by a process of reasoning - which is a phenomenon.