MALTHUSIAN, adj. Pertaining to Malthus and his doctrines, who believed in artificially limiting population, but found that it could not be done by talking. Herod of Judea, all the famous soldiers have been practical exponents of the Malthusian idea.

Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.

PHYSIOGNOMY, n. The art of determining the character of another by the resemblances and differences between his face and our own, which is the standard of excellence.

LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman.

MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.