In forgiving an injury be somewhat ceremonious, lest your magnanimity be construed as indifference.

Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.

TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.

Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.

Occident: The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful subtribe of the Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call war and commerce. These, also, are the principal industries of the Orient.

RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.