When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.

INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to - in opposition to the Supralapsarians, who hold that that luckless person's fall was decreed from the beginning.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

COMMERCE, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.

Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.