When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.

RESPIRATOR, n. An apparatus fitted over the nose and mouth of an inhabitant of London, whereby to filter the visible universe in its passage to the lungs.

COMMENDATION n. The tribute that we pay to achievements that resembles but do not equal our own.

A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.

CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.

An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.