UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.
Ambrose BierceInsurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.
Ambrose BierceDance, v.i. To leap about to the sound of tittering music, preferably with arms about your neighbor's wife or daughter. There are many kinds of dances, but all those requiring the participation of the two sexes have two characteristics in common: they are conspicuously innocent, and warmly loved by the vicious.
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