LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.

Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.

Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.

IDLENESS, n. A model farm where the devil experiments with seeds of new sins and promotes the growth of staple vices.

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.