LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.

SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.

TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.

PENITENT, adj. Undergoing or awaiting punishment.

Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of another.

Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.

Legitimate authority to be, to do or to have; as the right to be a king, the right to do one's neighbor, the right to have measles, and the like.