LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship . . . . [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.