EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.

Least said is soon disavowed.

Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.

Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.

STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully impeached.

EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity. It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty.

EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.