War: A by-product of the arts of peace.

When in Rome, do as Rome does.

Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.

Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.

CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.