EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.

POSITIVISM- A philosophy that denies our knowledge of the Real and affirms our ignorance of the Apparent. Its longest exponent is Comte, its broadest Mill and its thickest Spencer.

Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.

Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.

WALL STREET, n. A symbol for sin for every devil to rebuke. That Wall Street is a den of thieves is a belief that serves every unsuccessful thief in place of a hope in Heaven.

Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.