It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.

Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.

UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit.

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.

Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.