YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.

Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.

True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.

Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege and a duty) means, as commonly interpreted, the right to vote for the man of another man's choice, and is highly prized.

An auctioneer is a man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.

THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.

Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.