YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury.

BODY-SNATCHER, n. A robber of grave-worms. One who supplies the young physicians with that with which the old physicians have supplied the undertaker.

TENACITY, n. A certain quality of the human hand in its relation to the coin of the realm. It attains its highest development in the hand of authority and is considered a serviceable equipment for a career in politics.

STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully impeached.