When you doubt, abstain.

One who, professing virtues that he does not respect, secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back.

According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.

DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of disease by the patient's pulse and purse.

Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.