There are two instruments worse than a clarinet - two clarinets.

In theology, the state of a luckless mortal prenatally damned. The doctrine of reprobation was taught by Calvin, whose joy in it was somewhat marred by the sad sincerity of his conviction that although some are foredoomed to perdition, others are predestined to salvation.

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To confess. Acknowledgment of one another's faults is the highest duty imposed by our love of truth.

The natural equipment to accomplish some small part of the meaner ambitions distinguishing able men from dead ones. In the last analysis ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.

ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.