Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
RIBALDRY, n. Censorious language by another concerning oneself.
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
REPENTANCE, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment. It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin.
REVEILLE, n. A signal to sleeping soldiers to dream of battlefields no more, but get up and have their blue noses counted.