Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.
CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws.
There are two instruments worse than a clarinet - two clarinets.