Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.

HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Miss, n. A title which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne.

AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege and a duty) means, as commonly interpreted, the right to vote for the man of another man's choice, and is highly prized.