GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity. It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty.

ENVY, n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity.

DIGESTION, n. The conversion of victuals into virtues. When the process is imperfect, vices are evolved instead - a circumstance from which that wicked writer, Dr. Jeremiah Blenn, infers that the ladies are the greater sufferers from dyspepsia.

Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter (see Molecule). The monad has body without bulk, and mind without manifestation - containing all the powers and possibilities needful to his evolution into a German philosopher . .

NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.