Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

OBSERVATORY, n. A place where astronomers conjecture away the guesses of their predecessors.

RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.

IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

New York is too strenuous for me; it gets on my nerves.

ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.