Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

OBLIVION, n. The state or condition in which the wicked cease from struggling and the dreary are at rest. Fame's eternal dumping ground.

Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.

True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In the Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes hard.

CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.