Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

X, n. In our alphabet being a needless letter has an added invincibility to the attacks of the spelling reformers, and like them, will doubtless last as long as the language.

Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.

TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working men, widows of small means, orphans in the care of guardians and the courts, with many similar malefactors and public enemies.

GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

MACE, n. A staff of office signifying authority. Its form, that of a heavy club, indicates its original purpose and use in dissuading from dissent.