MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter (see Molecule). The monad has body without bulk, and mind without manifestation - containing all the powers and possibilities needful to his evolution into a German philosopher . .

The ghost is the outward and visible signs of an inward fear.

Revelation: a famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing.

OBSERVATORY, n. A place where astronomers conjecture away the guesses of their predecessors.

PHRENOLOGY, n. The science of picking the pocket through the scalp. It consists in locating and exploiting the organ that one is a dupe with.

GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.

Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.