HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.
Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.
Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient
PALACE, n. A fine and costly residence, particularly that of a great official. The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace; that of the Founder of his religion was known as a field, or wayside. There is progress.