ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.
A modern school where football is taught.
Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.