Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.

Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.

Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.

REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.

You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.

Potable, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find it palatable only when suffering from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it is a medicine.