MOUTH, n. In man, the gateway to the soul; in woman, the outlet of the heart.
A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.
PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.
OUT-OF-DOORS, n. That part of one's environment upon which no government has been able to collect taxes. Chiefly useful to inspire poets.
TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.