I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition.

Doubt is the father of invention.

Nothing is more logical than persecution. Religious tolerance is a kind of infidelity.

SARCOPHAGUS, n. Among the Greeks a coffin which being made of a certain kind of carnivorous stone, had the peculiar property of devouring the body placed in it.

PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.