CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal.
Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.
PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.
MARTYR, One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.
EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.
LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.