Nothing is more logical than persecution. Religious tolerance is a kind of infidelity.

Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.

PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.

An appellate court which reverses the judgment of a popular author's contemporaries, the appellant being his obscure competitor.

Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things.

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

GNOSTICS, n. A sect of philosophers who tried to engineer a fusion between the early Christians and the Platonists. The former would not go into the caucus and the combination failed, greatly to the chagrin of the fusion managers.