Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.

ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.

LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.