Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

Road, n. A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.

Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.

Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.

REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.

DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.