Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.
JESTER, n. An officer attached to the king's household to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances . . . the king's own conduct and decrees [being] sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind.
A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship . . . . [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.