TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.
Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
I was born to poor because of honest parents.
SORCERY, n. The ancient prototype and forerunner of political influence. It was, however, deemed less respectable and sometimes was punished by torture and death.
ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.
RESPIRATOR, n. An apparatus fitted over the nose and mouth of an inhabitant of London, whereby to filter the visible universe in its passage to the lungs.