PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.
Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo.
A lottery is a tax on stupidity.
ROSTRUM, n. In Latin, the beak of a bird or the prow of a ship. In America, a place from which a candidate for office energetically expounds the wisdom, virtue and power of the rabble.
REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.
MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.