A statesman who shakes the fruit trees of his neighbors - to dislodge the worms.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar.

According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.

No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theater of war.

MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains. In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman.