Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is. Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.

SORCERY, n. The ancient prototype and forerunner of political influence. It was, however, deemed less respectable and sometimes was punished by torture and death.

ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.

TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.

Least said is soon disavowed.

Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.