Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is. Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.

To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage.

PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne.

PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.

Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.

Age - That period of life in which we compound for the vices that remain by reviling those we have no longer the vigor to commit.

NEWTONIAN, Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why. His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when.