Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is. Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.

To seek a justification for a decision already made.

Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.

Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.