Idiot - A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.

Woman absent is woman dead.

RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.

GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.

Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

He laughs best who laughs least.