LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.

ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.

MULTITUDE, n. A crowd; the source of political wisdom and virtue. In a republic, the object of the statesman's adoration.

The god of the world's leading religion.

PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.

RICE-WATER, n. A mystic beverage secretly used by our most popular novelists and poets to regulate the imagination and narcotize the conscience.

A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.