You cannot adopt politics as a profession and remain honest.
EXPOSTULATION, n. One of the many methods by which fools prefer to lose their friends.
Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
The wife, or bitter half.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.