Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.

ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.

Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.

QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.

CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.

According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.

Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.