HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
EXILE, n. One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassador.
They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.
Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours.