Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

Contempt; the feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable safely to be opposed.

PHYSIOGNOMY, n. The art of determining the character of another by the resemblances and differences between his face and our own, which is the standard of excellence.

Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.

Kindness n: A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.