An old wine-bibber having been smashed in a railway collision, some wine was poured on his lips to revive him.
Ambrose BierceMAGNITUDE, n. Size [that is] purely relative. If everything in the universe were increased 1,000 diameters nothing would be any larger than it was before, but if one thing remain unchanged all the others would be larger than they had been.
Ambrose BierceHistory is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
Ambrose BierceEXPOSTULATION, n. One of the many methods by which fools prefer to lose their friends.
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