Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

A miracle is an act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.

PREFERENCE, n. A sentiment, or frame of mind, induced by the erroneous belief that one thing is better than another.

OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury.