HEART, n. Figuratively, this useful organ is said to be the seat of emotions and sentiments . . . . It is now known that sentiments and emotions reside in the stomach, being evolved from food by chemical action of the gastric fluid.

LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman.

GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.

A man is known by the company he organizes.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.