Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.

EXISTENCE, n. A transient, horrible, fantastic dream,/ Wherein is nothing yet all things do seem:/ From which we're wakened by a friendly nudge/ Of our bedfellow Death, and cry: "O fudge!"

LOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.

PRE-ADAMITE, n. One of an experimental and apparently unsatisfactory race of antedated Creation. . . . Little its known of them beyond the fact that they supplied Cain with a wife and theologians with a controversy.

REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.