Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.

ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.

According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.

REPENTANCE, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment. It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin.

OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.

MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.