Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
MULTITUDE, n. A crowd; the source of political wisdom and virtue. In a republic, the object of the statesman's adoration.
Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.
Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.
PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is. Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.