Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
MOUTH, n. In man, the gateway to the soul; in woman, the outlet of the heart.
TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.
POETRY, n. A form of expression peculiar to the Land beyond the Magazines.
PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.
Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.