PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum. Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood.

Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

PORTUGUESE, n.pl. A species of geese indigenous to Portugal. They are mostly without feathers and imperfectly edible, even when stuffed with garlic.

EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition.

Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.

INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.

KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.