A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.

Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.

PREFERENCE, n. A sentiment, or frame of mind, induced by the erroneous belief that one thing is better than another.

NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's competitor for public honors. The kind of renown most accessible and acceptable to mediocrity. A Jacob's-ladder leading to the vaudeville stage, with angels ascending and descending.

To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage.

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am;" as close an approach to certainty as any philosopher has yet made.

An old wine-bibber having been smashed in a railway collision, some wine was poured on his lips to revive him.