Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forebearance among men.
Take not God's name in vain; select a time when it will have effect.
Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.