Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Romans the censor was an inspector of public morals, but the public morals of modern nations will not bear inspection.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.

Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.

MAMMALIA, n.pl. A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle.

Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things.

Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.