Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.
IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow.
Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.
Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.
ART, n. This word has no definition. Its origin is related by the ingenious Father Gassalasca Jape as "One day a wag - what would the wretch be at? Shifted a letter of the cipher RAT, And said it was a god's name! . . ."