In theology, the state of a luckless mortal prenatally damned. The doctrine of reprobation was taught by Calvin, whose joy in it was somewhat marred by the sad sincerity of his conviction that although some are foredoomed to perdition, others are predestined to salvation.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.

HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.

Advice, the smallest current coin.

Scriptures - The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.