HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
PREDESTINATION, n. The doctrine that all things occur according to programme. . . . not be confused with that of foreordination. The difference is great enough to have deluged Christendom with ink, to say nothing of the gore.
I was born to poor because of honest parents.
Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
When you doubt, abstain.
LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The liver is heaven's best gift to the goose; without it that bird would be unable to supply us with the Strasbourg "pate".