A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.

Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.

OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.

Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and fine finish of Deus Creatus. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride.

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.

INDIFFERENT, adj. Imperfectly sensible to distinctions among things.