Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.

Legitimate authority to be, to do or to have; as the right to be a king, the right to do one's neighbor, the right to have measles, and the like.

Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.

WEATHER, n. The climate of an hour. A permanent topic of conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but who have inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal ancestors whom it keenly concerned. The setting up of official weather bureaus and their maintenance in mendacity prove that even governments are accessible to suasion by the rude forefathers of the jungle.

If you would be accounted great by your contemporaries, be not too much greater than they.

EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity. It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty.

MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.