VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.
SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.
SYLLOGISM, n. A logical formula consisting of a major and a minor assumption and an inconsequent.
Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness.
According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.