Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.

PRICE, n. Value, plus a reasonable sum for the wear and tear of conscience in demanding it.

RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that was once found among the Pantidoodles inhabiting the lower part of the peninsula of Oque. Some feeble attempts were made by returned missionaries to introduce it into several European countries . .

RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.

GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These [quills] when inked and drawn mechanically across paper by a person called an "author," there results a very fair and accurate transcript of the fowl's thought and feeling.