WALL STREET, n. A symbol for sin for every devil to rebuke. That Wall Street is a den of thieves is a belief that serves every unsuccessful thief in place of a hope in Heaven.

MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.

DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

MISCREANT, n. A person of the highest degree of unworth. Etymologically, the word means unbeliever, and its present signification may be regarded as theology's noblest contribution to the development of our language.

Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.

The place whereon the priest formerly raveled out the small intestine of the sacrificial victim for purposes of divination and cooked its flesh for the gods. The word is now seldom used, except with reference to the sacrifice of their liberty and peace by a male and a female fool.