ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.

Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person - a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.

DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors.

TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.