PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.

Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and fine finish of Deus Creatus. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride.

READING, n. The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as a rule, of Indiana novels, short stories in "dialect" and humor in slang.

WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing political condition is a period of international amity.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.